Okay, so on the left here, I’ve got a movie I made about our friend Kim Jong-il, to celebrate the publication of my new novel, Woke Up Lonely.  I shot this film at the Musee d’Orsay and the Center Pompidou. It was fun but also high-stakes dangerous! Guards everywhere, just wanting to throw me and Kim out on our ass. Our asseses.

If you watch the movie and go: Man, this Fiona is weird, I have to buy her novel stat, you are in the right place. Or rather, here is the right place. Or, fine, here.